Jessica Biel Has a Groovy Kind of Love

Actress and Justin Timberlake bodyguard Jessica Biel spoke to Harper’s Bazaar and used hippie-chic slang to describe herself.

“The idea of being with somebody I care about, who’s my soul mate,” she said, “that sounds groovy.”

This woman is spending too much time inside her fame bubble. Someone who recently began a blog needs to be up on the current slang. This is her happening, and it’s freaking her out!

She did mention on her blog that she didn’t have many friends. Someone please befriend the girl and at least bring her up to “bling.”

If anyone is looking for Jessica, she’ll be sleeping in Golden Gate Park tonight and awaiting tomorrow’s Be-In.

Tune in, turn on, and drop out, Jess!

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