A-Rod Likes ‘Em…Beefy

Yowza; are these women Alex Rodriguez’s suspected lovers, or his security detail?

On the left: Madonna, the Yankees slugger’s supposed side-fling and “f*cking soulmate.” On the right, Joslyn Morse, the Scores stripper with whom A-Rod spent some quality time during a 2007 Yankees road trip to Toronto.

Joslyn will probably play a role in Rodriguez’s sure-to-be-ugly divorce proceedings.

There seems to be a resemblance between the two. A muscly, mannish resemblance.

No wonder Alex’s wife, Cynthia, couldn’t hold on to her man; apparently, that requires the kind of bulging biceps capable of lifting three SUVs and juggling them in the air.