Jessica vs. Ashlee: Who Does It Breast Best?

And here you thought Jessica Simpson had no talent—clearly she’s perfected the art of touching her elbows behind her back.

Guess she’s really taking that In Touch weekly booby prize seriously.

Jess packed her cleavage for a photo op boat ride on Lake Tahoe to coincide with beau Tono Romo’s Celebrity Golf Championship gig.

When little sis Ashlee Simpson ventured out with her wee hubby Pete Wentz, did her breasts realize they were stepping into a little sisterly bikini competition?

Still, this is a more inspiring look for the mother to be than her recent bohemian rapsody.