Katherine Heigl Sucks… A Cigarette

While chowing down with her mom in Beverly Hills, ungrateful Katherine Heigl inhaled her cancer stick as if it contained the final, dimming embers of her once-promising television career.

True, she herself may have put the wheels in motion for an early exit from Grey’s Anatomy. But that doesn’t stop talk that series creator Shonda Rhimes might have self-righteous Heigl’s character deep-sixed.

“It’s not good there,” a GA source revealed to E!. “Shonda is pissed. They want Izzie dead.”

Untwist your panties, Shonda. Katherine is smokin’ her way to the big unemployment line in the sky already.