Morning Frills #8: Blunt Observation Edition
James Blunt, you magnificent bastard…
For years, singer/songwriters had a reputation as drippy, too-sensitive-for-sex navel-gazers.
But you, James Blunt, have single-handedly dispelled that stereotype by blazing a trail of broken hearts that includes Petra Nemcova, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
Look at you, on your recent beach romp on the French Riviera, frolicking with not one, but two bikini-clad vixens.
It’s amazing that you have time to make music at all.