David and Victoria Beckham: It’s Date Night!

David Beckham helped wife Victoria wobble out of L.A.’s Il Sole resaurant last night. Posh probably knocked back a thimbleful of rum and got plastered.

And though the legendary couple tried to dine and dash, Becks didn’t even shift the Rolls out of park before paparazzi descended upon them like trophy wives at a Rodeo Drive sidewalk sale.

Hopefully, for Posh’s sake, whatever David chowed down on at the Italian eatery at least momentarily knocked out his fish breath.