Eva Longoria Gets Cut

Perhaps trying to distract us from the persistent pregnancy rumors, Eva Longoria got her silky mane cut short.

Eva was recently photographed in New York seemingly hiding her gut behind a big purse.

Later, she was seen in a bikini on a yacht in Portofino, Italy, with a slight swelling around the abdomen, sending tongues a wagging that she was incubating a little NBA player.

Knocked up or not, she definitely made herself look more like a Desperate Housewife.