Gucci Girl Rihanna Charges Up a Storm

Rihanna went shopping with her BFF and backing singers in Milan, Italy, yesterday. The pop diva was no doubt celebrating being named the new face of Gucci’s UNICEF ad campaign.

Meanwhile, the San Francisco Chronicle quotes Chris Brown bragging that he’ll never discuss his “secret” relationship with Rihanna.

“Nobody wants to focus on what’s positive, they want to know about my personal life,” moans Chris. “And I’m like, I don’t know you, why you all in my business?”

Life’s pretty tough, isn’t it, Chris? Then again, you could always just stop doing interviews. Then you’ll slide off the charts and Rihanna will dump your butt.

Bet you’ll wanna talk about her then.