Katy Perry Wets Her Lips Over Miley Cyrus

Lez-for-pay pop singer Katy Perry has the #1 single on Billboard’s Hot 100 with “I Kissed A Girl.” Now she’s telling a local New York mag that she wants to lock lips with Miley Cyrus.

“It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone,” says tongue-happy Katy, who’s attending the Teen Choice Awards next month. Incidentally, Miley will be hosting the event.

“Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” pondered Katy. “I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

Oh, please. At this point, a girlie make-out session would just be a diversion from  the schoolgirl scandals Miley Cyrus is currently embroiled in.