Lauren Conrad, Dating Detective

Watch out, guys; if you’re planning to make a play for The HillsLauren Conrad, make sure your Web presence doesn’t contain anything unsavory.

Conrad tells the PopSugar network that she Googles all potential dates.

“Yeah, [I do it for] all of them!” the tiny-braid enthusiast says. “I Google pictures to see ex-girlfriends and stuff.”

Hmm; Lauren must have developed the habit after hooking up with Kristin Cavalleri’s ex, Jason Wahler, who turned out to have multiple drunk-driving arrests under his belt. Whoopsy!

Oh, well; better late than never. Hopefully her diligence will prevent her from hooking up with another total loser in the future.

Ah, the Internet; when it comes to crucial surveillance missions, nothing beats it.