Morning Frills #9: Totally Fruity Edition

And some people claim that beauty pageants are shallow, superficial displays of flesh…

Miss England contestants Nadine Hillman (pictured) and Katie Cheeseman recently announced their intentions to make the 96-mile trip across the English channel. Atop a giant inflatable banana. Towed by a speedboat.

Why?

The beauty queens hope to raise cash for charity with the trip. Oh, and to raise their chances of winning the competition. But mostly for charity. Probably. Shut up, you know it’s true.

Sexy looks, ambition, and kind hearts—these ladies have all sorts of a-peel.

Get it? A-peel?

Okay, don’t laugh if you don’t want. At least not until you click through the gallery on the right.

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