Katie Price, Woman of Letters

Katie Price has released a new book.

Angel Uncovered chronicles the adventures of fictional heroine Angel Summers, a top glamour model married to a famous soccer star.

Huh; sounds like a thinly veiled wanna-be autobiography. Does Angel Summers dress up like a demented fairy princess who has several neighborhood children buried in her backyard?

Anyway, Price—seen at her book launch at a Borders in London today—takes her work seriously, and tells the BBC that others should too.

“I think [other writers] are just jealous because my books sell more than most of theirs,” Price offers.

Perhaps other writers not so much jealous as they are terrified. Especially when you wave your “magic wand” and command your army of imaginary unicorns to vanquish your foes.