Orlando Bloom: Still in Deep With Miranda Kerr
Don’t pick Orlando Bloom for the Celebrity Suicide Pool just yet.
Even though the gossip mills have been churning out rumors that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr had split with the actor in favor of sub-lebrity greaseball Brandon Davis, Kerr’s family claims it just ain’t so.
But sources close to Kerr claim that the rendezvous was a simple meeting of longtime friends, with absolutely no spit-swapping involved.
Whew; that’s good news—for Orlando, and the world at large.