Everything’s Coming Up Duchovny

Hey, look at you, David Duchovny!

Out there on the Venice Beach boardwalk, chatting up a half-naked young thing with the confidence of a man who actually has a career.

And guess what? You do!

Your hit Showtime series Californication is coming back. Cable audiences are atwitter for another season of your pasty buttocks performing as writer/sex addict Hank Moody.

What’s more, The X-Files: I Want to Believe, hits the big screen next week. UFO groupies have a reason to live for the first time since Art Bell hung up his microphone.

It sure is a refreshing change from those grim House of D days, huh Duchie?

And that sordid teacup incident.