Katie Holmes Is Getting ‘Stone’d

Katie Holmes is slated to guest-star on the season premiere of ABC’s Eli Stone. Tom Cruise’s wife will even sing and dance on her appearance!

Wait; Katie Holmes can sing and dance?

Of course she can—everything’s possible when you have the power of Xenu behind you!

Stone executive Greg Berlanti—who worked with Holmes as a writer on Dawson’s Creek—called Katie’s first day of shooting “great,” adding, “She’s an incredible actress and a good friend.”

Great to hear that Katie has such supportive friends. She’s going to need every one of them when her Broadway production of All My Sons debuts in September.