Diesel Style: Crazy Naked Is the New Black

Gym socks and hurricane-swept hair—it’s what all the cool kids will be wearing next year!

Clothing company Diesel held its 2009 collection fashion show at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami yesterday, as part of the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim.

On hand to show off the duds was rapper Teyana Taylor, above.

Other looks unveiled on the sports-themed catwalk included a football helmet-and-briefs ensemble, along with a shoulder pads-and-tiny swim trunks look. Which should prove to be exceedingly popular styles—especially in male strip clubs.

Click through the gallery to pop your eyes right out of their sockets pick up some ideas for your wardrobe next year.