Brangelina Twins Make a Break for Home!
The Associated Press reports that Angelina Jolie, along with her newly arrived double blessings, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, made a stealthy escape from the Foundation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, where the newborns were ushered into the world on July 12.
Mama Jolie and her recent additions were whisked away at 4 a.m. Saturday morning in what was believed to be a large white van with tinted windows. It wasn’t clear if Dad Pitt was in the van, or if he was waiting in a nearby field with a helicopter to enact Phase Two of the getaway.
Even so, your sneak away would have been more entertaining if Mom and the tykes had rappelled down the hospital wall with guns a-blazing, all to a boss Henry Mancini soundtrack.
Consider that next time.