Frances Bean Cobain: Not a Model Worker

Looks like Frances Bean Cobain will have to rely on papa Kurt’s inheritance and royalties from her inevitable tell-all memoir for her financial security.

According to the New York Post, 15-year-old Frances Bean’s summer internship with Rolling Stone magazine isn’t exactly instilling a sturdy work ethic in the rock-legend scion.

“She doesn’t get coffee for anyone…calls in sick all the time and wears funny outfits,” says the paper’s source.

Wears funny outfits? Thank goodness RS founder Jann Wenner didn’t tap this rock-royalty rugrat to help around the office.

A representative for Rolling Stone denies the claims: “She’s a great girl, and we’re glad to have her.”

Of course they’d say that. They’re scared to death to let her go. Courtney Love will come down to the Rolling Stone offices and rant incoherently for 73 straight hours before vomiting in the water fountain and relieving herself in a potted plant.