Newsflash!: Sienna Miller Keeps Her Shirt On!
July 21, 2008: A day…that will live…in infamy!
G. I. Joe actress Sienna Miller—most recently in the news for making Brothers & Sisters actor Balthazar Getty a very happy man—was spotted departing from the airport in London today.
Which normally wouldn’t qualify as news, except for the fact that SHE WAS WEARING A SHIRT!
Miller offered no explanation of her shocking choice of clothing. It’s safe to assume that the shift in sartorial sense is probably due to Gettys soon-to-be-ex wife, Rosetta Millington, leaving a severed goat’s head at the door of Sienna and Balthy’s hotel room.