Newsflash!: Sienna Miller Keeps Her Shirt On!

July 21, 2008: A day…that will live…in infamy!

G. I. Joe actress Sienna Miller—most recently in the news for making Brothers & Sisters actor Balthazar Getty a very happy man—was spotted departing from the airport in London today.

Which normally wouldn’t qualify as news, except for the fact that SHE WAS WEARING A SHIRT!

Who knew that Sienna Miller wore shirts anymore? Who knew that Sienna Miller even knew how to put a shirt on anymore? Who knew that Sienna Miller even owned shirts anymore?

Miller offered no explanation of her shocking choice of clothing. It’s safe to assume that the shift in sartorial sense is probably due to Gettys soon-to-be-ex wife, Rosetta Millington, leaving a severed goat’s head at the door of Sienna and Balthy’s hotel room.