Balthazar Getty: Single, Ready to Mingle
But why? It’s not like he’s been publicly humiliating his spouse by adulterating with a half-naked Sienna Miller all over Italy lately.
Wait, no; it’s totally like that.
“In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further,” Getty’s release reads.
“The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved,” Getty comments further, reaching for a Father of the Year award.
Poor baby. Hopefully you can find a soft place to rest your traumatized head.
Unless you’ve already dumped Sienna. For some reason.