‘DWTS’ to Gain a Booty—and a Bass?

Brace yourselves, Dancing With the Stars fans; season seven is shaping up.

New York Daily News
reports that Keeping Up With the Kardashians star Kim Kardashian has been tapped to compete on the hit series.

Dee-licious! It ought to be mighty entertaining to watch her partner frantically try to avoid being knocked over by her epic derriere every time she twirls.

The News also reports that former boy bander and current home wrecker Lance Bass may also join next season’s roster of hoofers.