Sarah Jessica Parker to Replace ‘Project Runway’

Sarah Jessica Parker is developing a show for Bravo called American Artist, according to Zap2it.

Bravo loses Project Runway to Lifetime next season. They’re determined to keep the female, gay and metro demographic by employing Carrie Bradshaw. Sans mole.

Sarah’s a hot property since her Sex and the City movie made scads of sexy dough at the box office.

Following the tried-and-true reality-TV talent-show model, artists will compete in sculpture, painting, photography and industrial-design challenges to win cash, a gallery show and a national museum tour.

Parker appeared as a guest judge on ProjRun’s past season.

Just, please, don’t wear that hat.