David Spade’s Unhappy Birthday

Former SNL star David Spade turned 44 yesterday. His big birthday bash at L.A.s Coco de Ville Nightclub was attended by Dave, his girlfriend and…well, that was pretty much it.

Chris Farley probably had a livelier time last night than Spade did.

Ha-ha, David Spade. Nobody loves you. Chances are, your kid-to-be won’t even be that fond of you.

When no one showed up for Pete Wentz’s birthday, it was because he wanted it that way.

Bet you wish someone would just shoot you right about now, huh?

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