Hayden Panettiere’s Feeling Porny

Celebuzz / July 23, 2008

Bent over, bum in the air, a plaid schoolgirl skirt barely preserving your modesty—are you doing a Candie’s ad or a Penthouse shoot, Hayden Panettiere?

The 18-year-old Heroes actress must be competing with Eva Mendes to produce the steamiest ad ever. (Though they both have a pretty formidable foe in that department.) Healthy competition can only make America stronger, more prosperous and, in this case, sleazier.

But what will Hayden’s boyfriend/father figure Milo Ventimiglia say when he sees these shots?
 
Oh well; Milo’s dilemma is everyone else’s gain. Every second that Hayden poses is a second that she’s not singing.