Heather Locklear Is a Loose Nut

Free at last, free at last, Heather Locklear is free at last!

The 46-year-old actress, who has been undergoing therapy for anxiety, depression and bad taste in men over the past month, has been released from the Arizona facility where she was being treated.

A close friend of Locklear’s tells People that Heather is “feeling really great” and “looks beautiful, just radiant.” The source adds, “She told a really funny story and she laughed from her core…[t]hat’s when I knew she was going to be fine.”

Sure, or she’s suffering from uncontrollable laughing dementia. Either way!

Best of luck, Heather! And to you too, Jack Wagner! Now you can carry out your crazy plan to marry your lady-love.