Heather Locklear Is a Loose Nut
Free at last, free at last, Heather Locklear is free at last!
A close friend of Locklear’s tells People that Heather is “feeling really great” and “looks beautiful, just radiant.” The source adds, “She told a really funny story and she laughed from her core…[t]hat’s when I knew she was going to be fine.”
Sure, or she’s suffering from uncontrollable laughing dementia. Either way!
Best of luck, Heather! And to you too, Jack Wagner! Now you can carry out your crazy plan to marry your lady-love.