Lauren Conrad Is Soooo Sexy

Hills chick Lauren Conrad graced Hollywood’s Crown Bar last night with her droopy-eyed charm.

Some would suggest that L.C.’s batty eyes are due to over-imbibing. But those people don’t know the real Lauren Conrad. The one who only attends events where alcohol is involved with the utmost reluctance.

The Lauren Conrad who cherishes a wholesome time in the great outdoors above everything else.

What kind of world do we live in when a gracious, industrious, trusting, altruistic soul like Lauren Conrad can’t enjoy a very rare evening out, without people impugning her character?

You should all be absolutely ashamed of yourselves.