Simply Tabulous: July’s Week Four in the Celeb Press

Between UsOK!PeopleStarLife & Style and InTouch, it’s hard catching up with all the celebrity magazines out there.

That’s why the Internet is here—to sift through the clutter and deliver the dish.

The birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new twins dominated the entertainment world, so the fake rumors were finally put to rest. In other news: Jessica Alba finally shows off her precious new baby girl, Lindsay Lohan is probably gay, and Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal take the kids to Europe

Click through the cover shots on the right.

The extensive captions will fit a week’s worth of news into the time it takes for your boss to go to the executive washroom.

Enjoy it on the quick and on the sly.