A Freshened-Up Brigitte Nielsen Terrorizes London

Brigitte Nielsen, 45, sauntered through London looking like a cosmic tranny radiant, showing off her new plastic surgery and her latest man, Massi Detti.

Stare into your glorious future, Pink. Then again, don’t. You might lose the lunch you just licked up.

New York Daily News reports that Nielsen recently underwent plastic surgery live and uncensored on German TV. The delightful special was called From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic. It attracted about two million viewers.

“I know I will be breaking a taboo,” the Danish glamazon said. “But I feel 30 and want to look that way  again.”

The Daily News goes on to say Nielsen’s ultimate goal is to be a Playboy cover girl again, 20 years after she first appeared on the front of the mag.

Not sure what planet she’s been living on. She might want to get in line with the rest of the crazies.