Brooke Hogan Sorry for Being Fake

Brooke Hogan has told People magazine that she now regrets signing a legal affidavit in which she agreed that her father Hulk had physically and verbally abused her mother Linda. Her parents were in the process of divorcing one another.

The 20-year-old reality television star has released a statement saying that she only signed the document “under significant pressure from [her] mother.”

Brooke is no longer on speaking terms with her cradle-snatching moms and currently lives with Hulk. Of course she does. That ass certainly isn’t going to moisturize itself.

She added, “It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it.”

This is a pretty bold move, considering that Brooke recently admitted that she doesn’t feel biologically qualified to take sides…on anything.