Winner Vs. Loser: Jonas Bros Do Sienna and Balthazar
Thank God for the Jonas Brothers. They just keep getting hotter and hotter. Young, gorgeous, talented, and down-to-earth, their faces are taped up on bedroom walls across America. Not surprisingly, they had another great week:
- MTV announced that Nick, Joe, and Kevin will play live at the VMAs. High-pitched screams of joy were heard at high schools nationwide.
- They look smoking hot on the cover of Rolling Stone.
- Whether it’s true or not, being linked to Selena Gomez gives them nothing but street cred.
- Speaking of street cred, Timbaland wants to work with them. Done and done!
Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty‘s romance is rated X-17, compared to the squeaky-clean, G-rated brothers above. This scandalous couple really lets it all hang out:
- Sienna goes topless and Balthazar can’t resist a little squeeze here and there.
- Meanwhile, his wife, Rosetta Millington, is able to enjoy the pictures with the rest of the world.
- Later, Balthazar announces his separation from Rosetta. Duh!
- Now Sienna is suing about her topless pictures. All 100 of them.