Angelina Jolie’s Weighty Issue With Thomas Crown

Megan Fox isn’t the only petite waif being told to pack on the pounds for a movie role.

According to U.K. rag The Mirror, Angelina Jolie is the top choice to play the female lead in the Pierce Brosnan-produced sequel to The Thomas Crown Affair.

However, a source says “movie bosses” want Jolie to add some weight.

“It is going to be very physically demanding, which is why they want her to carry the extra weight. They don’t want a reprise of what happened with Wanted, where she was fainting and they had to take her costumes in.”

Uh, wasn’t the general concensus that she looked pretty hot in Wanted? You crazy Brits.

Oh, well. Just keep some of the baby weight on, Angie. Sure, Brad might complain, but he’s not signin’ the checks!