Matthew McConaughey Disguises Levi as Laundry

Matthew McConaughey strolls the beach with companion Camila Alves and their newborn son Levi.

Matty was in his customary uniform of half a wetsuit, and no shirt in sight. It wouldn’t be Matthew if he wasn’t topless.

Camila carried Levi in a sling covered by a flowy sheet. You won’t know a baby is in there unless you look very closely. Otherwise, Camila seems to have just emptied the dryer.

Apparently, Levi’s kept under wraps unless there’s some scratch involved.

The McConaughey/Alves family set up camp under a beach tent. Matthew spotted the photographers but, lucky for them, didn’t summon his stoner-dude goon squad to sort things out.