Ryan Seacrest Not to Shark’s Taste
Apparently, Ryan Seacrest isn’t as universally appealing as his career would suggest.
Ry-Ry recalled that he was wading about eight feet out in the ocean during a Mexican getaway when he felt pressure on his toe.
“I thought it was a stick,” Seacrest said. “I wasn’t sure what happened.”
Upon closer inspection, he discovered a shark the size of a cat, which ended up putting three small holes in Seacrest’s toe.
“I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left!”
Lucky Seacrest recovered after popping an Advil.
Hmph; that’s nothing. He probably has to take something stronger just to make it through a Paula Abdul air kiss during the AI tapings.