Ryan Seacrest Not to Shark’s Taste

Apparently, Ryan Seacrest isn’t as universally appealing as his career would suggest.

The American Idol host and ubiquitous media presence told listeners on his KIIS FM radio show that he was attacked—then rejected—by a shark over the weekend.

Ry-Ry recalled that he was wading about eight feet out in the ocean during a Mexican getaway when he felt pressure on his toe.

“I thought it was a stick,” Seacrest said. “I wasn’t sure what happened.”

Upon closer inspection, he discovered a shark the size of a cat, which ended up putting three small holes in Seacrest’s toe.

“I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left!”

Lucky Seacrest recovered after popping an Advil.

Hmph; that’s nothing. He probably has to take something stronger just to make it through a Paula Abdul air kiss during the AI tapings.