Ashley Tisdale Brown Bags It

Ten guesses as to what Ashley Tisdale is toting in the Big Brown Bag as she saunters out of Bloomingdale’s:

1. A slinky new outfit to surprise boyfriend Jared Murillo with.

2. A slinky new outfit for pal Miley Cyrus’ next scandalous photo session.

3. A slinky new outfit for mom.

4. A new bikini.

5. Kleenex.

Well, okay, that’s only five guesses. The truth is, those High School Musical kids are a mysterious lot.

The shopping secrets of the Tizz may remain forever untold, just as the world will probably never know what Zac Efron is running from.