Michael Douglas Is a Zeta-Jones Youth Vampire

Sixty-three-year-old Michael Douglas was vacationing with his wife, 38-year-old Catherine Zeta-Jones, in St. Tropez yesterday.

Dang if Catherine didn’t look like she was ready to step in for the recently deceased Estelle Getty in that inevitable Golden Girls revival.

Remember when the Mike and Cat first hooked up, and everybody criticized Douglas for enslaving romancing a woman 25 years his junior?

Clearly, the gulf of years between them is rapidly eroding. They look like they’re almost the same age!

Douglas must be extracting the Zeta-Jones stem cells while she sleeps and mixing them into his gin and tonics.

There’s no other way to explain how she’s gone from this to this so suddenly.

Damn you, you dimple-chinned freak!