Jessica Alba Sheds Baby Weight, Stays Surly

After a brief period of postnatal bliss, the notoriously grumpy Jessica Alba has once again returned to surly mode.

For a while there, the birth of baby Honor Marie seemed to lighten her mood up a bit.

Or that could have just been the photographer’s direction and the hefty payment that came from providing OK! with photos of her and Cash Warren’s newborn.

Like other famous miracles of post-baby fitness, Jess seems to have lost the baby weight quickly. That should cause any woman to put on a happy face!

Alas, here are Jessica and Cash exiting a restaurant post-lunch. Apparently Alba, who admits that she “turns into Satan if I don’t eat,” isn’t exactly angelic when she does eat either.