Pamela Anderson: Dude Magnet

Yesterday was no walk in the park for Pamela Anderson.

While the busty starlet was strutting along beside skateboarding son Dylan in New York’s Central Park, a mysterious soccer player tried to engage her in some ball play.

Check out Pam’s pleading eyes. She’s like, “Anybody got some mace? A silver bullet even?”

Maybe her ex Kid Rock was sending evil thoughts her way from across the globe. Pam probably wished she were in another country, too.

But really, she should just hook up with this guy. Yeah, the hospital scrubs make you wonder if he busted out of the psych ward. But at least he’s a step up from the usual alternatives.