Selena Gomez Knows Her Enemy

Selena Gomez may deny that she and Miley Cyrus are engaged in a media war, but she didn’t mind stoking the fires while signing autographs for fans at JFK airport in New York yesterday.

When photographers asked the up-and-coming Disney-ite what she was listening to on her iPod, Selena shot back, “Miley Cyrus.”

Yeah, right. She was probably absorbing the audio version of 50 Ways to Eviscerate Your Enemy in Less Than 30 Seconds.

On the offhand chance that she was listening to Miley, Selena should be careful.

Rumor has it that Cyrus’ songs contain subliminal messages that urge listeners to take age-inappropriate photos, grow up too fast and engage in passive-aggressive behavior.