Catherine Zeta-Jones: Bulimia on the High Seas?

The pointed finger to the mouth. The body bent over the railing. It’s pretty obvious what’s going on here.

Catherine Zeta-Jones seemed ready to chuck in Portofino, Italy, Thursday, as she and husband Michael Douglas continued their vacation. (Wednesday found the globetrotting couple in St. Tropez.)

Maybe this explains why the Welsh-born actress has been aging at a dramatic rate recently. Maybe Douglas hasn’t been literally draining her youth from a hole in her spine, as previous believed.

Looks like someone might owe you an apology, Mike.

If you could quit yelling at your wife long enough to accept it!