Christopher Ciccone Has a Death Wish!

Good God, Christopher Ciccone, are you insane?

You’re at the Book Soup bookstore in gay mecca West Hollywood, to promote your tell-all book about your sister, gay icon Madonna?

You do understand that you’re taking your life into your own hands, don’t you?

That you risk inciting a mob that would sooner hang you with a noose fashioned out of a rainbow flag than hear you talk trash about one of their most cherished idols?

What’s next, a stop-off in South Central to burn a photo of Martin Luther King, Jr.?

Be careful, Chris. The only person with enough muscle to protect you from this potential calamity probably isn’t all that interested in helping you right now. Probably.