Kid Rock Might Accidentally Get Clean

Trailer park icon Kid Rock went for a dip while on vacation in Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferat in France.

He’s screwed if someone throws soap in there.

The dude’s built a career on rocking unwashed, stringy hair, faded tattoos and less-than-fresh sweats and wife beaters while puffing on a cigar and guzzling Natty Light. Could this be a whole new era? Cleanliness!

Pam Anderson’s never going to take him back now. She likes her men grungy.