Liz and Guy Are Madonna’s Secret Weapons

In this picture worth a thousand false words, international pop star Madonna is flanked by two trusted members of her inner circle.

On the right is Guy Oseary, CEO of Madonna’s Maverick Records and her manager. In addition, Oseary was hired last year by Alex Rodriguez as his agent. Guy is credited for introducing A-Rod to Madge and sparking the friendship that has launched a thousand rumors.

The interesting character on the left is Madonna’s long-time publicist Liz Rosenberg.

Liz’s job of keeping a straight face while presenting her client’s twisted truth has put such a strain on her that antennae have sprouted out of her head.