MTV Has a Few Choice Words for Russell Brand
First MTV hires Russell Brand to host this September’s Video Music Awards, and now the network is trying to wrap a muzzle around his loose-cannon mouth.
Actually, they’ve only banned him from saying two words on air, according to a Brand interview in the Daily Mirror.
“I’ve been warned when I’m presenting there are two things I am never allowed to say. One—c***. And two—Scientology.”
Well, that shouldn’t be a problem, right?
“I have a problem when people tell me not to do something. When I was going to meet the Queen the protocol people told me how to bow, not to curtsy, not to speak until I was spoken to. But all I could think of was, ‘Grab her t***!”
Those classy Brits. Imagine what Russell will be thinking when Britney Spears shows up.