Shannon Elizabeth: Not Dancing Down the Aisle

For ten years, Shannon Elizabeth stuck with big, burly Jason Reitman. Until he tricked her into thinking he had a non-existent sex tape of her for Punk’d.

Yet Star is reporting Shannon actually turned down a wedding proposal from her current, more, uh, genetically-blessed beau Derek Hough.

Granted, Shannon and her Dancing With The Stars partner have only been together for five months. But let’s cut to the chase: This is like a leper tossing a prosthetic arm into a wood chipper.

Get those those priorities in order, Shannon! Don’t end up in that club of women who pick bad apples time and time again.