The Olsen Twins: Literature’s Newest Darlings
Humankind, prepare to be awestruck.
On-again, off-again twin moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are set to release a “category-breaking” book this October.
But before you start hyperventilating with furious joy thinking it’s the long-awaited follow-up to So Little Time 2: Instant Boyfriend, cool your jets.
This one’s called Influence.
What’s this soon-to-be-treasured tome about? It really doesn’t matter, because the Olsen Twins are apparently “two of our shared culture’s most influential women.”
At least according to Amazon.com’s product description of the $25 book.