Rumer Willis To Be Miss Golden Globes… Again

Chace Crawford rejectee Rumer Willis has been given the honor of being Miss Golden Globes for next year’s 66th annual ceremony.

Basically, she’ll be introduced at the beginning of the telecast. Then—like a high-class hooker—she’ll lug Tony Shaloub and that guy from Mad Men off stage after their long-winded acceptance rants.

Rumer was supposed to be Miss Golden Globes this year, but the writer’s strike kiboshed that hoedown.

If she doesn’t want bloggers to have a field day, the Aristo-brat had better wear something snazzy to distract from her Palooka Joe jawline.