Pam Anderson: “Tastes Like Chicken!”

Animal rights advocate and girl on the loose Pamela Anderson celebrated KFC’s new faux chicken meatless sandwich by stuffing her face with one.

Of course, she might just be trying to wash the taste out of her mouth after picking up a total stranger in Central Park the other day.

Either way, PETA scores really big when chesty Pam’s on the case. The nonprofit organization negotiated with KFC’s Canadian supplier to ensure the better treatment of animals used in their food products.

So in other words, they’re still killing chickens. But they’re doing it with a friendly pat on the back.