Rihanna Pops Chris Brown in a Hot Tub

Top 40 radio’s power non-couple Chris Brown and Rihanna got cozy in an Ocean City, Maryland, hotel hot tub last week.

And seriously, Rihanna’s gotta be the perfect girlfriend… any woman who pops your zits for you in public is a total keeper.

Granted, that’s completely nasty. And what about the poor suckers who take a dip in Chris’ face goo after the two of them leave!

But still, it was all sweet because Chris chewed on some Doublemint gum before macking on his lady. His new benefactors wrote that into his contract.