Jennifer Aniston May Have Mayer’s Baby

Jennifer Aniston’s womb is causing the kind of rampant speculation that usually leads to market crashes.

Star Magazine claims that, in the wake of all the excitement over the Brangelina twins, the former Friends-ter is gearing up for marriage and baby-making with musician boyfriend John Mayer. After the birth of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, Aniston supposedly told a friend, “It’s my turn now.”

OK! Magazine, meanwhile, lays out detailed wedding plans for a ceremony that the couple will supposedly hold “in the coming months.”

Hold on, though; Aniston’s rep—no doubt a thoroughly truthful soul—tells Us Magazine that no such plans are in the works, asserting, “Both headlines are complete fabrications.”

Which is probably just as well. For one thing, Mayer doesn’t exactly have a record of stable relationships. And for another, Mayer might not be the type to tie himself down to any one gender, let alone any one woman.