Kelly Rutherford’s Baby Is a Slave to Fashion
Most people name their kids after a favorite relative, actor or sports star. Not so with Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford.
The New York Post reports that Rutherford was overheard telling an acquaintance that she named her two-year-old son Hermés because she adores the Hermés clothing label.
The kid ought to have a grand old time in a few years, explaining to school bullies that he was named after a clothing line that specializes in delicate scarves.
Better sign little Hermés up for jujitsu classes and thrice-weekly therapy now; he’s gonna need both.
If Kelly had to name her son after a clothing brand, Joe Boxer has a nice ring to it.